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16 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

I think I’m going to start drinking right now.

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16 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

I think the Sweet Meteor of Death is the classiest option, so I'm going to root for that one.

Also, maximum schadenfreude.

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11 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

My perennial favorite candidate.

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13 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

I'm with you

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15 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

If Trump, who we don't deserve, wins.. the real work begins.

If Harris "wins", we deserve what we get.

And if that happens.. I just hope that all who voted for her actually feel that effect, and are not protected from the consequences of their actions.

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This is my first read on "election day" or selection day, as the case may be. I like to start my day off with words of sarcasm laced generously with hyperbole. Well done, Sgt. Briggs. I salute you🫡 and toast you🥂on the first day of the rest of our dying empire's life. Everything's fine🔥

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A gloomy morning here in my blue stronghold, I am cheered by your prediction of Trump's victory. It is our only chance of turning this ship around.

The aftermath promises to be... interesting.

Should he get in, Trump really needs to become the threat to democracy the enemy believes him to be.

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what we do know is there is no going back.

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7 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

I have traced my lineage to 28 soldiers in our War for Independence. I can’t believe my GGGGGF’s risked everything so we could end up with a government like this.

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From the general tenor of this article I think it highly statistically likely that you had already begun drinking when you wrote it! Thanks for the laugh, and good wishes and prayers from Australia….

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13 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

Intelligent writers who publish daily are rare enough. Those among them who are also funny & entertaining to read because we largely agree with them are even rarer. Thank you for the enjoyment, Briggs.

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Thinks for reminding me to drink tonight! What a great plan.

Also love how you took their arguments to their logical conclusion. Perfect.

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Corrupt Elections have Consequences! Biden/Harris was the appetizer, dress rehearsal, the warm up!! If Harris gets in it will become Hell on Earth and that is just the way the people behind her (Soros, Obama, Clinton, Tech Oligarchs)like it; that is how they capitalize and control our lives as we pretend that everything is going to get better! I guess the Joke is on us.

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16 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

Trump "wins" the "election" but won't be inaugurated. Dead or jail is most likely.

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I don't mind predicting the outcome:

https://substack.com/@abuseproductions810557/note/c-75582341

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16 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

I hope you're right. The thing about the lesser of two evils: I'm not sure Trump is evil, although he is plainly not 100% reliable. It's not clear he will do what needs to be done for the USA but it is certain he will try to do what he can for Israel.

Whereas Harris is inarguably evil and will have the worst available option picked for her by whoever is pulling her strings, and will carry it out with appalling enthusiasm and maximal bureaucratic malice, corruption, and incompetence.

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When virtually every aspect of one’s life is owned and controlled by jews, evil is at hand.

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13 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

Well, when I said he will do whatever he can for Israel I didn't mean that as a good thing... just to be clear. It's a yuge part of what makes him unreliable for Americans.

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9 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

God speed Donal Trump and the USA.

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11 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

Not to worry, the academic institutions have got you covered.

https://www.thefp.com/p/georgetown-election-safe-space-trump-kamala

10:00 a.m.-11:00 a.m.: Tea, Cocoa, and Self-Care

11:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.: Legos Station

12:00 p.m.-1:00 p.m.: Healthy Treats and Healthy Habits

1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.: Coloring and Mindfulness Exercises

2:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m.: Milk and Cookies

4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m.: Legos and Coloring

5:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.: Snacks and Self-Guided Meditation

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These weaklings are our enemies. This is good news.

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16 hrs agoLiked by William M Briggs

Ugh.

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