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Gwyneth's avatar

Hmm, I think I will make BLTs for dinner tonight.

Ester Hudson's avatar

BBLTS…the bread!

DevonshireDozer's avatar

Bread Butter Bacon Lettuce Tomato = BBBLT .

I can't see how to apply superscripts on this wretched phone. "B cubed L T would work until somebody wants ketchup. Tomato Ketchup is often referred to as 'Tommy K' or just 'Tommy'. So we're at "B cubed L T squared" already.

I think I'll just have a banana.

Ester Hudson's avatar

🍌 Apeelin’

Robert Mounger's avatar

My wife has a cousin whose husband was sought out to do bookkeeping @ Gallaudet University because he is a conservative & even the people that run the place admit that as long as capitalism holds sway, they can't manage it. But what I found most interesting is that he says they maintain that simply communicating with your voice, id est, speaking, is oppressing the deaf...

I think the conundrum of talking=fascism hoists the woke on the delightful dilemma: Either they must agree that a class of people who insist they are oppressed are simply nuts (which opens the doors to considering this about other groups), or they have to shut up forever. Either outcome seems like a step in the right direction to me.

John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

There's also the real possibility that these people will summon an honest-to-goodnes, gen-u-ine fascist who will perform fascist-like activities to stomp out this madness. TBH, this might be the only way to escape from this madness.

Ester Hudson's avatar

🤣

Fukitol's avatar

Perfect.

PJ London's avatar

Funny that they don't have "C" for celibacy, ie those that don't give a *uck.

Max the Annoyed's avatar

Unfortunately that is one of the “A”s. Or as close as they can come to conceiving of celibacy. Maybe even two of the “A”s, depending on how you count.

Ester Hudson's avatar

🤣🤣👏👏

James Wills's avatar

Awww - dem letters don' mean nuffin. I had a biker-buddy who claimed to be an MD, a PhD, and a BMF besides. I can only vouch for the last one .....

Stephen Verchinski's avatar

Humor, the best medicine for a bad alphabet soup.

Susan Daniels's avatar

This is hilarious. I heard that crazy woman say those letters and had nary a clue about what she was saying, and actually cared less. Correct choice, Professor. Your continued balance of reality is a welcome relief.

alex's avatar

is a 16-character acronym used in Canada to represent Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual+

Wow. Just wow!

carol ann's avatar

So there's a community of missing and murdered indigenous women but we don't know where it is??

Uncle Mike's avatar

What about HISBIPOC? That ELT (eight letter acronym) is on nearly every page of the new Spotted Owl Plan.

Remember spotted owls? In 1994 Bill "Epstein" Clinton and AlGore shut down all logging on Fed land in Oregon (and Wa and NCal) to "save" the spotted owl. Chaos ensued, economies tanked, unemployment soared, megafires raged, and the spotted owl went extinct. Whoops.

You may have, but the Deep State never forgot. The woods are still locked up, economies shot, poverty raging, fires burning, and the owl nowhere to be found, but there's a New Plan to do more of the same forever, owls or not. This one is on behalf of the HISBIPOCs. No kidding. Figured it out yet? If not, get woke, buddy. The Deep State certainly is.

John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

It won't be long until the powerless Victims start throwing their oppressors in jail. That is if there is any room after all the antisemites are rounded up. Groundwork for blasphemy codes are winding through legislatures as we speak, Wisconsin being the 38th state to do so.

jbnn's avatar

I salute including murdered people. They are some of the most disadvantaged around.

Bream's avatar

I had to click the link to see the Gazan creature (pronoun, because I say so) deliver that string of letters on the mic. By Jove! What a world we live in! Of course it could all be dealt with. Just tell these people to piss off. That’s all it takes. Ignore the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Christine Mayock's avatar

It used to be just “the weird guy who lived with his parents” who had dirty magazines and beers for boys. Or the teacher who asked a lot of personal questions during conferences. Then they got professional with grooming letters ( wasn’t the “I” clever?).

But “oh, no! Epstein island!” is the political talking point.

Max the Annoyed's avatar

Did anyone end up guessing the correct answer: Q?

Gunther Heinz's avatar

An orgy of murder is a genocide. Makes sense.

Crash Pile's avatar

We are acronymically challenged by the victimhood industry. Their goal is to maximize the number of specialties of long tailed distributed deviants to be admitted into the collective set of socially oppressed. But then the definition of acronym usually requires that the set of letters be pronounced as a word, otherwise it is characterized as an initialism. Though even this definition has a dispute over the scope of the terminology. The ability to pronounce an indefinitely long initialism is quite a linguistic feat. The important aspect of this initialism is that its letter set should always be indefinite, to maximize deviant membership, and disputatious because disputation is the ultimate purpose of this pseudo coalition.

Humdeedee's avatar

🤦🏼‍♀️🙄🤣

Fukitol's avatar

Sooner or later they're going to have to abbreviate the acronym. In the style of a16z, a11y and i18n brought to us by tech geeks, I suggest g444y.